(via hungwy)
Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”
(via chiiri-h)
tbh.. life really IS like the sims..
wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
(via thethreemustyfears)
i wanna be a rotisserie chicken
rotated horizontally over a heat source
Literally read this as “roasted horizonally”
literally the same concept. skewer me sideways and roast me to hell
how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner’s kermit
(via almightykenken)
i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests
(via hungwy)
(via thethreemustyfears)
you know, nothing can compare to the feeling you get when the beacons of minas tirith are lit
(via sketchiergoat)
barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble
me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*
(via catfancyceo)